One of those need to know things
I think the point would have been driven home better if they had used the ‘dick’ word. See you at temple!
The Jewish New Year is here! So fast or no fast, go get some challah bread, apples, and honey because it’s the most amazing snack ever. If you thought we as a society were living in the future, we -even though I hardly practice- are living in the future my friends! What’s the year? 5772. I’m not going to get into a religiously loaded post here, but i’m going to skim the...
Jon made this trip edit from our Chicago vacation. Enjoy. And our zine is in the works so that’s why it’s under Popular, because that’s what our zine is called for now. We may vote on it but opinion is encouraged. Ask questions - and until then. Enjoy yoselves.
Spoke with a bride to be today
Click the faces for well-to-do-high-society-only-the-finest-cheeses things on the web. She’s doing lovely, especially after work.
sillyguyarchives asked: roller derby isn't stupid, you're stuuuuuupid
I’ve realized a few things since Friday: Drinking Hamm’s will never not be awesome. Beerfests are fucking great. Parents shouldn’t bring their kids to them. I have the worst smelling farts in the world. Chevy Chase will never not be funny. Tis better to wake up still drunk than hung over. Dunkin’ Donuts trounces every other coffee spot. Hearing a girl say...
HOLDEN's new site is live!
Go look at it if not for the Cats in Hats video.
“Businesses” have “logos” so I “made” this look “good.
Mike is right - Steve is a pimp
So thanks to my buddy Miguel over at SILLYGUYARCHIVES i’ve come to realize that Alex Olson’s dad, Steve Olson, is a ladies’ man. While this generalization is based off of two photos I still think these photos hold great weight. I’m going to have to ask Alex about this dilemma and clear up once and for all a) whether or not he thinks his dad is cleaning up and b) whether or...
Mmm... Girls Still Love Hanson
I thought Hanson was dead. Not dead from this world dead, but that they weren’t a band anymore. Turns out I was way off. They’re still around and they still tour. I think I know this one girl who’s 21, at least that’s what she tells me. She calls me a turd all the time and said she couldn’t wait to get “mmmbopped”. Also, she loves Hanson and was at their...
The Same Way
i lose myself once a week so when that face comes around i can speak not with golden keys but a heart to please while my body bounces smiles slide screaming ounces who needs you tonight? a wallet or a flight the screams of lust are pouring down but the deafening cry of candy eyes mutes my ears beyond the years and when you see me what do you really see? a face or a space a helixed...
Hot Hands In A Dice Game Baby Girl
I used to be retardwas, i’m now retardis, and i don’t know who retarded is. So click on the stupid sUNDAY picture and waste time. Over and outside
We did it! Surf’s Up in full. Tell me what you think… or don’t.
The DMT Strikes Back
So I closed my eyes and went to an alternate past. The Windy City had found me again except this time I was with Cliff, Henderson, Claire, and Mother Onderdonk. We were hanging out at his place playing video games that could only be found once you close your eyes. We had tennis rackets that were blue and red, sparking with digital flame, hitting a tennis ball as bright as gold. After I had played...
And I Do
I’m pretty sure Miguel Blanco of Michigan made the best edit of our Chicago trip- the song, solid gold, the editing techniques, make me laugh (in a good way), the skating, made me fart (in a really good way) - so with that being said watch that shit! Click the squash I drew on to get to SILLYGUYARCHIVES.TUMBLR.COM P.s. His name is Old Man Spaghetti
Jackie O. Was A Bit Bitchy
It looks like we can add Jackie Kennedy to the insanely long list of people who really don’t like the French. While this may be no surprise to most Americans the other people she deplored may be a bit more surprising. A book was released today regarding Jackie O.’s life with JFK. The book is far more personal than other publications prior and brings to light what the former First...
sillyguyarchives asked: ""You have to get mad at your dick if you’re jerking off in the shower" - Miguel Blanco"" Really Danny?
Et Une Autre Chose
I don’t know how it happens but every once in a while you experience something and take it to heart so intensely you don’t know it until it’s gone. In my case it’s DJ Mehdi whom I saw him last month at HARD Summer when Carte Blanche played. Something about how much fun he was having playing music, exerting an energy that made you not have a single care in the world. As if...
RIP DJ MEHDI
Oh DJ Mehdi, vous serez considérablement manqué. Partout où vous êtes, j’espère qu’il est comme amusement en tant que vos expositions.
I'm an honorable mention...
on Darrell Mathes’ WESC Polaroid Contest! Got an email from him and sure enough my photo of a bride with a mustache made the mentions. I’m getting a shirt and I have no clue what will be on it, but i’m hyped regardless because I actually respect the guy for more than his snowboarding. Click the pic to check out the other honorables and winners of the contest. Cheers.
You blew it!
I forgot to upload a few pictures from the Chicago trip. So here they are. Mark aka Tuna Turner - and yes that is your new nick name - SebastiAn, Diplo, and Miguel. .
Serena is a whiner
As i’m back home I remember some fun times about my trip. I haven’t been home since August and it felt nice to get out for such an extended period, but coming home was equally something special. Like seeing a real life Pocahontas special (not really). A bus ride out of Chicago is only complete when someone asks where the bus to Chicago is. That was this guy and he gave the jacket he...
"You go find yourself while I watch TV"
This is the kind of food stamps funded existential shit you’ll hear on the “L”. Thanks Chicago. Also, as I get ready to depart from the Motor City tomorrow, I have a sneaking suspicion this kind of tension will fill the air. I have no plan to take part in it minus giggling at this gif that Swandog found. Now for some more quotes because the bane of our existence is right...
The days preceding my trip to the midwest were welcomed by showers courtesy of the monsoon season. It was glorious, heavy rain, light rain, any rain - Albuquerque needs it. However, the rain likes to kick up what I like to call The Green Line, aka my allergies. So the sniffles began the day before I left for Chicago and guess what? They haven’t stopped. In fact, I think it’s become a...
Here are some goodies from the first half of my trip out (mid) West. I follow where my mind goes… Lansing.