August 2011
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"Tell'em about the Twinkie"
This is Jerry. He lives in the city cutting beef steaks but before that he was a big football star. He was going to make it man! But then he tasted the rainbow and realized he was a gay ginger lumberjack. A real limber gay cumberjack if you will. Gross man, see ya soon.  - The Dead Twinkie Baby touch me. 
Aug 1st
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Aug 1st
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July 2011
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Jul 30th
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"My babies are in heaven"
Heard that from a homeless woman outside of a bar a while back, possibly one of the bleakest things i’ve ever heard. Speaking of bleak, I got a tour of the New Mexico State Penitentiary yesterday from a guard who started work there two days before one of the US’s most infamous prison riots. Apparently this guard was warned by a prisoner the day of the riot and I quote,...
Jul 29th
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I
went ahead and started another blog. Oh no you didn’t. Oh yes, I did. Music in. Music out. Music in the shower. For about a half an hour.  BRUITS SANS
Jul 25th
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Jul 24th
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Jul 23rd
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"Ice Cube is actually a really good actor"
Dios Mio man, that came from Schmanton Belchin. And some more photos. The movie Insidious is kind of creepy, especially at 2:00 a.m. in a creaking house. However, Rubber on Instant Queue is not. I don’t do enough yoga (ever) to skate like Kenny Reed. 
Jul 20th
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The Willy Wonka of skateboarding with another 1-2 combo. 
Jul 15th
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Jul 15th
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"Ass sex is life in general"
In case you were wondering where that string of words came from it’s from the mouth of a random extra on set. That’ll be the title goods from now on because I can’t hold back on all the outrageous things I hear spew out of people’s suckholes. Too vulgar? Too bad. It’s Friday and i’m feeling sassy like Whoopi Goldberg in Sister Act 2.  The New Mexico State...
Jul 15th
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sillyguyarchives asked: did you find a "stickyish" white substance in your pants when that sf skate flick hit 1:04?
Jul 15th
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Why do people leave bathrooms without washing their hands? Why do people try and talk to others when they have headphones in their ears? Why do people hold cigarettes like joints? Why do people hate France so much? Why does being a shithead look like so much fun?!
Jul 14th
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He just played video games and did drugs!
Drawing by I, caption by Barbara Harper and JimHam You guys are pretty gay, but at least you like pizza. 
Jul 14th
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Man Neil’s butt sure can take a beating. Cheers! 
Jul 14th
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Jul 13th
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Get a real job!
Bitch! I got a real job working on a movie. None of this baby bitch shit part time crap, i’m working 12 hour days 5 days a week. But tonight, I have to go to prison… for work. The New Mexico State Penitentiary. It’s maximum security, and last night before getting off work we got our call time sheet accompanied by an additional sheet telling us how to “avoid felonies!”...
Jul 13th
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californiagurls17 asked: Heyyy, i saw your post about medical weed in LA, im just visiting for the summer, do you know where i can get it without a card, or get a card without being a resident? thanks so much :)
Jul 13th
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Jul 11th
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You're a Rubber Shit
Rubber is on DVD now! Check it out for this: this: this: and this: Why? No fuckin’ reason.
Jul 8th
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Jul 7th
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Girls & Katts
photo credit Sandy Kim? Good news for everyone that listens to the music that I do! Girls are coming out with a new LP in September. Their third album, and second full length, Father. Son, Holy Ghost, will be released on September 13th in the US. In an email Girls sent out via email to their fan club members they explained the process the band went through for their new album, new band members,...
Jul 7th
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Jul 7th
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Independence Day photo dump
“There’s nothing more American than getting black out drunk on a Monday” - Memy(!) Street Kings
Jul 6th
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It happened again
While walking up to the giant white house in which we were supposed to party I couldn’t help but notice the familiarity of my surroundings. Hints of my teenage past slipped through my peripherals until it hit me, Indian School ditch! A tepid feeling of nostalgia washed over me as we knocked on the wooden portal. The door opened itself in an eery fashion and my faceless comrades and I...
Jul 5th
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Freedom is just so cool
While I write about next to nothing on Independence Day i’m reminded of my country’s history and how much people have sacrificed for me to end up in a Starbucks, surfing the web, watching people do the same just like every other day. That may sound insanely ungrateful but I just felt like trivializing the utilization of my freedoms. What I don’t need to be reminded of is the...
Jul 5th
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Jul 4th
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Jul 3rd
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ListenThis tune reminds me of inner struggle and the...
Jul 2nd